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De Pfeffel’s problem with women
Dame Commander Decider Crick and the soon to be damed or damned Sargent Ms Sue Says are two women who would otherwise not wish to be receiving unwanted attention from the priapic De Pfeffel. Not known for respecting the honour of ladies, he now finds himself and his hold on power dependent on their own…
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De Pfeffeland rules
Dictatorships don’t always just happen. Sometimes people let them happen; as someone should have once said, “Dictatorships are what happen while you’re busy making other plans”… While other plans go on, an elected dictator ensures his truth is communicated as truth however far from the truth it may be. He also needs unthinking followers and…
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De Pfeffel Pig
The Ministry of Satire excelled themselves yesterday. Giving De Pfeffel a hard copy of his speech to industry leaders on the topic of technology and levelling up, they avoided the risk of creating any semblance of confidence and capability by avoiding an autocue. The result was pure brilliance as De P lost his way and…
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Welcome to De Pfeffeland
Greetings from De Pfeffeland; a place where people shout on social media telling others to stop moaning about the increasing cost of fuel because “putting twenty quidsworth of petrol in your tank still costs £20”. These social influencers also get to vote. Voting however is about to become largely meaningless given that De Pfeffeland’s “first…
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